A man with one clock always knows what time it is. A man with his own time lab makes me fucking jealous. Not that I don't have quite the collection of timekeeping crap myself - a nautical chronometer, my cell phone (which has 2 clocks), 3 computers (all sync'd off of friendly NTP servers), and the quartz thing on the wall - but damnit, I want a cesium clock! I want to be able to conduct experiments to prove the theory of general relativity just to say I've done it! Yeah... I've got nerd envy. I got it bad.