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OMGZor... too funny!

Flying In celebration of tomorrow's (hopeful) return to flight training, Lizzie sent me this:

TSAThemeSong.mp3

Lyrics below the jump




All my bags are packed, I have my ID
A printed itinerrary
A boarding pass
And major credit card...

And I'll show you that
My computer works
I'll shake my head
At all the jerks
Whose crankyness is making this so hard.


So frisk me to check for clues
Tell me to take off my shoes
Touch me, ask me what you need to know

Cuz I'm leavin'
On a jet plane
Just stand in line and don't complain.

And soon they'll let me go.



It's embarassing each time I hear
Detectors beep on my brasere
It's underwire, so watch your hands you PUNK.

There's no hurry now,
My flight's delayed.
It's all because somebody made
a joke and asked 'so is our pilot drunk?'



So frisk me to check for clues
Tell me to take off my shoes
Touch me, ask me what you need to know.

Cuz I'm leavin'
On a jet plane
Just stand in line and don't complain.



And so,
We'll get to go.
Now its time, unless they're lyin'
One more line, and I'll be flyin'
A random search, and I'll be on my way...

At the gate, whats this I see?
My airline's declared bankruptcy!
They've cancelled every flight they have today.

I'm PISSED, and I want some booze!
Tell me where they took my shoes!
Hold me back, cuz there's one thng I know -

I'm not leavin' - there's no jet plane
Just 18 hours down the drain!


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